Quiet in Church

A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"

One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."

The architect and the engineer

An architect an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.

The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.

The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress because of the passion and mystery he found there.

The engineer said I like both.

Engineer: Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman and you can go to the lab and get some work done.