The magician

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience was different each week so he did same tricks over and over.

The problem was, the captain's parrot saw all the shows and began to understand how the magician did every trick.

He started shouting in the middle of the show: 'Look, it's not the same hat. Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table. Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?' The magician was furious but, as it was the captain's parrot, he could do nothing. Then one day the ship sank and the magician found himself floating on a piece of wood with the parrot.

They glared at each other but said nothing. Finally, after a week, the parrot said: 'OK, I give up. Where's the boat?'

The Cruise

A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself and his girlfriend. A couple days before the cruise the travel agent calls and says the cruise has been canceled but he can get them on a three-day cruise instead. The guy says OK and goes to the pharmacy to buy three Dramamine and three condoms.

Next day the agent calls back and says he now can book a five-day cruise. The guy says he'll take it. Returns to the same pharmacy and buys two more Dramamine and two more condoms.

The following day the travel agent calls again and says he can now book an eight-day cruise. Guy says OK and goes back to the pharmacy and asks for three more Dramamine and three more condoms.

Finally the pharmacist asks:

- Look if it makes you sick how come you keep doing it?