An artist had been working on a nude portrait for a long time. Every day he was up early and worked late - bringing perfection with every stroke of his paint brush. As each day passed he gained a better understanding of the female body and was able to really make his paintings shine.
After a month the artist had become very weary from this non-stop effort and decided to take it easy for the day. Since his model had already shown up he suggested they merely have a glass of wine and talk - since normally he preferred to do his painting in silence.
They talked for a few hours getting to know each other better. Then as they were sipping their claret the artist heard a car arriving outside. He jumped up and said Oh no! It's my wife! Quick take off your clothes!
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